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Cute & Funny Stoner Cat Names (For Boys & Girls!)

September 17, 2019 By Johnny Salib 2 Comments

Naming your cat can be a quite difficult and daunting task. This is especially true if you’re someone who wants to make a lasting impression on your friends and family who meet your cat.

I find some pets are easier to name, especially if they have a specific colouration like a tortie or calico.

Even some species seem to be a lot easier to come up with quirky names for. For example, coming up with “punny” names for our betta fish (Blub & Flub) and hamster (Twitch) was extremely easy to do, but with cats, the array of names just expands!

With cats, you have to choose a name that rolls of the tongue. Something you can shout out quickly in case they are getting into your snack cupboard, or in our case… eating your bedsheets!

So, I thought I would challenge myself to come up and find some cute/funny names that have to do with cannabis/marijuana in celebration of Canada’s one-year anniversary of legalization (which is a month away). 

As is with all my name lists, my favourites names will in bold! 

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GENERAL NAMES

The following are some quirky names that have to do with pot. Some of them are a bit more “stealth mode” than others, while some are fairly blatant in letting everyone know you’re an enthusiast! 

Ash(e)

Blaze

Bud

Burnie

Buzz

Cali

Cheeba

Chronic

Dazey

Doobie

Ganja

Gram

Haze

Herb

Jane

Kief

Kush

La’Ganja

Mary

Muggle

Munchie

Nebula

Nugget

Puff’in

Reefer

Skunk

Smoke

Smokey

Spliff

Stoner

Toke

Tokey

Wubba

Zig’Zag

Zen 

Ziggie

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Photo from Is Marijuana / Cannabis Toxic Towards Cats?

CELEBRITIES

Every top list of names always has to have a section with pop-culture references or celebrity names!

The following list includes names or variants of names of celebrities who have been vocal about their support of the legalization of marijuana.

Cheech

Chong

Cyrus

Diaz

Dogg

Gaga

Garcia

Hendricks

Janice

Jimi

Joplin

Madonna

Marley

Nelson

Paris

Rihanna

Rogen

Snoop

Wayne

Whoopi

Willie

Woody

CONCLUSION

Whether you’re a pot enthusiast, a CBD user or someone who doesn’t use marijuana in any of its forms, there are some nifty names on this list. 

If you are, however, a pot user, please make sure that you safely consume the product when you are around your pets.

So, I’m curious pet parents, what were some of your favourite names? Did I leave a name out? Let me know in the comments below!

Filed Under: Cats